The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that he had them on "hold, " a curious expression since it was the first time in half an hour he hadn't been holding one.
Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.
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Dr. Seuss
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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Horace Walpole
Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.
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Jean Racine
Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more.
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Jeannette Walls
Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.
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Eric Idle
More Quotes By Robert Lynn Asprin
When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.
Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.
To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)
Just a little off the top! "- A. Boleyn
They never let you live it down. One little mistake! "- Nero
